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fabriciomora:

Loft apartment - Oskar Firek.

Aug 9
hookersorcake:


Remember the asshole scandal of 2019? Photographer Gene Mauch opened a photography show in LA  featuring close ups of celebrity’s assholes. Miley Cyrus, Leonardo Decaprio, Jennifer Hudson, David Bowie, Johnny Depp, Madonna, ect.  Miley Cyrus even showed up at the gallery opening and posed for pictures pretending to tongue each and every celebrity asshole, especially her own. The photographer Mauch had snapshots of all the other celebrities signing big prints of all their own assholes. All the media outlets covered it as real news.
Of course it was fake and just a big promotional campaign for a charity for ass cancer. Miley Cyrus insisted her asshole picture was the real deal though, because she wasn’t happy with any of the stand in assholes pictures in the portfolio. An investigation revealed that all the pictures were actually of David Bowies asshole. Such a talent.
Then remember later that very same summer when our solar system collapsed and was shit out of the asshole of our sun into the dazzling Nexus dimension where everything was revealed to be one.
I don’t know why I feel the need to keep telling this simple asshole story to myself, about ourself. I guess I’m worried if I forget who we were it’ll lead to all kinds of dumb shit again.

hookersorcake:

Remember the asshole scandal of 2019? Photographer Gene Mauch opened a photography show in LA  featuring close ups of celebrity’s assholes. Miley Cyrus, Leonardo Decaprio, Jennifer Hudson, David Bowie, Johnny Depp, Madonna, ect.  Miley Cyrus even showed up at the gallery opening and posed for pictures pretending to tongue each and every celebrity asshole, especially her own. The photographer Mauch had snapshots of all the other celebrities signing big prints of all their own assholes. All the media outlets covered it as real news.

Of course it was fake and just a big promotional campaign for a charity for ass cancer. Miley Cyrus insisted her asshole picture was the real deal though, because she wasn’t happy with any of the stand in assholes pictures in the portfolio. An investigation revealed that all the pictures were actually of David Bowies asshole. Such a talent.

Then remember later that very same summer when our solar system collapsed and was shit out of the asshole of our sun into the dazzling Nexus dimension where everything was revealed to be one.

I don’t know why I feel the need to keep telling this simple asshole story to myself, about ourself. I guess I’m worried if I forget who we were it’ll lead to all kinds of dumb shit again.

Aug 6

"Comes The Dawn"

After a while you learn the subtle difference
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning
And company doesn’t mean security,
And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts
And presents aren’t promises,
And you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,
And you learn to build all your roads on today,
Because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans,
And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.
After a while you learn
That even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure…
That you really are strong,
And you really do have worth.
And you learn and learn…
With every goodbye you learn.

Author: Veronica A. Shoffstall
Up North. Keeping it simple.

Up North. Keeping it simple.

If the Moon had an atmosphere.

If the Moon had an atmosphere.

(Source: vrstargate)

I’m using political satire to practice photo shop. I’m such a hack. lol

I’m using political satire to practice photo shop. I’m such a hack. lol

Hours later, the salt and hot green pepper  tempers the sweet taste of apple and white wine into what I could only describe as , what I imagine your kiss  taste’s like.

(Source: sincojim)

http://sashastergiou.tumblr.com/post/89141270802/i-can-hear-with-my-knee-better-than-with-my

sashastergiou:

“I can hear with my knee better than with my calves.” This statement made by Bernhard Leitner, which initially seems absurd, can be explained in light of an interest that he still pursues today with unbroken passion and meticulousness: the study of the relationship between sound, space, and body….

how does it feel is the question to this wonderful answer

Good Luck.